When is a bottle cage not a bottle cage?

When it's a chocolate bar.

Before:

After:

So yes, I removed the old bottle cage that came with my bike, twelve years ago, and replaced it with a sliver of carbon fibre. I know, I know. It was only a tenner though, so don't think bad of me.

Anyway, look - I just saved 46g. That might be a bit pathetic, but it's also more than a KitKat, so I can now carry an extra one of them - bonus!